chapstyk:

Bae caught me slippin

chapstyk:

Bae caught me slippin

punkemojis:

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+44 - No, It Isn't
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(Source: breeef)

today when i was closing the store with kelly i was counting bills and she was like ‘i got my big fat stack o’ bills what the fuk u got’ and i cant believe shes 22

the tttyg vinyl was the best purchase ive ever made it was $100 well spent

notpetewentz:

how the grammy nominated critically acclaimed world famous band fall out boy announces a music festival

punkemojis:

i did the six selfies thing

trisha gets special treatment in the van like the guys all smush together so she has her own sleeping space and like they all get out of the van when she changes bc they promised her mom to make sure she doesnt get hurt and like ………… shes like “ooookay ” and just lets it be and whenever ppl r like wow living with a bunch of guys in a tiny van that must be hard and shes like “actually no ” and the guys dont mind bc they arre in love and like?? patricia does not take up much room. her feet are like. smaller than normal wow. and she makes everything SMELL NICE and its GREAT ti works GREAT bc joe is a teenager and he cant handle sleeping next to trisha how has a really middle and thighs without wanting to TOUCH AND FEEL THEM and then everything goes to shit when they have to pick one of petes freinds up and theyre like “ok man were all gonna have to squish in the middle seat” “wait what why does the chick get the entire backseat man wtf.” and joe like. wants to tell him off but pete say hell help them on up so he doesnt get to defend hre honor so that night its andy in assenger and pete and the bruh in the middle and patrish a and joe in the back no way on gods green earth is joe going to let trisha sleep w/ that dude but this also poses a problem as trisha is VERY CLOSE TO JOE ALL NIGHT and he wakes up hard OF course w he=is hand on her waist like a weirdo and he leaves at like 5 am to jus GET OUT OF THERE and the niext night trishas like ” hey maybe we should sleep next to eachother again i slept so nicely” and joe is doomed to a life of boners and eventually there is SEX idk

can u . imagine tho. like imagine andy carrying aroundtrisha on his back and like secretly loving it bc shes so TINY and sweet and dopey from sleep like ahhh tah ….. and joe calls him a CREEPY OLD MAN and takes her bc hes her age right that makes sense ru\ight theyre peers u know and she like wraps her arms around his neck and her face is all hot and he can see her freckles and eyelashes which r weirdly blonde and he starts to sweet bc of her BOOBS…. she hs big soft pillow boobs WOW and pete takes her like ” what r u talking abt ur a horny teenager ur no better than andy ” and he tries to leave w her and then joe and andy confront him and like they start fighting like “im the tallest it makes SO MUCH SENSE for me to carry her ” “wtf shes tiny she smaller than all of us ” “her hand is like the size of a deck of cards” and she gets set on a couch while theyre arguing and she gets cranky bc HEY SHES SLEEPY and leaves to the bus and theyre STILL fighting until andy notices that peach fuzz IS MISSING and they start screaming adn yelling and joe starts crying like ” shes so small……… jow could we let this happen…………. poor trisha/////” nad they LOOK EVERYWHERE all night and liketheyr all upset and angry at eachother the next morning and she like walks out and tells them to hurry we need to leave soon and theyre all crying all over her and she calls them weirdos

jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

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halloween queen

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